In which we give you your morning news round-up, saving you time for Sudoku-solving.

•Glass House rocked, food tables ravaged, lights eeried out, Student Council congratulates self.

•$15 million to hire diverse professors but ‘not every diverse candidate to come through the Diversity office.’ Diverse!

•Hey, Pa! Take the kids ’cause I’m movin’ to NEW York City

•John Jay is a granola cruncher, or at least easily swayed by them