• The verdict on Columbia recycling is that some of us try, some of us don’t.

•Columbia basketball loses to Harvard and Darmouth… but not by so much.

•In related news, CU’s basketball promotions impersonal, impossible, cheap.

•Miriam Datskovsky presents: An entire column on the benefits and acceptability of anal sex, which, as she admits in the first paragraph, she refuses to try.

And finally, if you want pictures to go with your story about erotic cake baking in Wien, you can find them on the Splog.