The Bwog is freaking out! Why is the Bwog freaking out? Because in 24 hours it makes its social debut. All we can hope is that our dress doesn’t rip, the boys from the local military academy don’t get too drunk, and we can remember everything we learned at Junior Cotillion.

Want to be there for the awkwardness? Come witness the train wreck tomorrow night, 10pm, at Mona Lounge (b/t 108th and 109th on Amsterdam.)