SEAS democracy looms on the horizon.

And now, the time has come to raise the specter of FlexLife.

“Pundits” attack, “progressive” voices scream “diversity,”

They’re usin’ “adversity” to transform our uni-versity into a bastion of “liberal” “perversity”…

…’Cept hate ain’t fine, so when it comes to Finkelstein,
We’ll overcome these polarities and stand in solidarity with the Co-llege Dem-o-crats. PEACE. – MC CK