Bwog was idling around, and then it received this email from the Columbia Musical Theater Society:
CMTS Presents Andrew Lippa’s
THE WILD PARTY
Roone Arledge Auditorium
March 23 – 11 pm
March 24 – 8 pm
March 25 – 7 & 11pm
$5 CUID / $8 GA
For ticket reservations, please email email@example.com
Please be aware that this show contains mature themes not
suitable for all audiences.
Note to those who check out the trailer–”mature themes” is not a codeword for nudity. There’s some really great mock-fellatio, though.