Ah, Wednesday! The hump of the week. Bwog Personals is here to facilitate. If either of these two strikes your fancy, email bwgossip@columbia.edu and let us know. If it’s a match, we’ll spring $5 for a date. Coffee, pastries at Café 212—it’s your choice, and a probably guaranteed good time! And remember: if you or anyone you know would like to be a personal, let us know. We’re forever accepting nominations.

Girl for friendship
Guy for Guy
 
emi
 
jacob





Name: Emi

School: CC

Year: freshman

Major: TBA

Hometown: Wayne, NJ

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

Whisper in My Ear and Tell Me You Hate Me– Prefuse 73

8 Million Stories– A Tribe Called Quest

You Turned the Tables On Me– Billie Holiday

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?

I don’t know, something not from John Jay.  It sounds dry there, so I’d probably want 3 juicy pears.

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

red, silky long johns

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?

on a secluded bench on campus, sleeping with The Iliad



Nightmare date in three words or less:


bad soft rock

So, what are you doing after college?

taking a nap

When I first came to Columbia, I thought….

I am so glad to get off this bike.

TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?

TCBY– I just found out what it stands for.

Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?

Invisibility– free concerts, quick exits from awkward social situations, being a great spy-detective

Unusual talents?

I have an astounding array of fun facial expressions.

MySpace or Facebook?

I hate MySpace (but I still have one)

Emi! Let’s be friends!

Name: Jacob

School: CC

Year: 2010

Major: No idea…something useless

Hometown: Berkeley, CA

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

Free Falling by Tom Petty

Crooked Teeth by Death Cab

Hate It or Love It by the Game

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?

Pistachios

Chocolate Chips

Hummus

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

I’m not going to lie: my plain white boxer-briefs.

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?

Wandering around my floor desperately loooking for excuses not to do my LitHum reading. You can find me doing that pretty much any time day or night.



Nightmare date in three words or less:


Obnoxious Yankees fan

So, what are you doing after college?

Whoring myself out on the corner to pay off my loans…But seriously, if you can figure that out, please tell my mother.

When I first came to Columbia, I thought….

Why does it say “The Library of Columbia University” on a building that’s not the library?

TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?

I’ve never had TCBY, so I guess I’ll go with Tasti-D, even though it has the consistency of toxic sludge.

Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?

I’ll go with flight because it beats sitting in coach and I think X-ray vision would become a burden at a certain point.

Unusual talents?

Using west coast slang that none of you have heard of (like hyphy, lightweight, cutty and go dumb).

MySpace or Facebook?

Facebook, even with the news feed.

Jacob! You’re the one for me!