In which the most recent issue of The Blue and White gets bwogged like everything else:

Columbia profs to Columbia profs: all y’all students are morons, and gossip

Research monkeys pee in public, go to therapy, and refuse to take notes

Coach Norries Wilson, hinged

The cleansing power of the Slavic Oak

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