GHRGlass House Rocks starts in ONE HOUR. Get there soon before the PILES and PILES of FREE FOOD run out…like they did last year. Also make sure to check out ballroom dancing lessons, the Gay Marriage (Dems), Date That Dictator / Hit That Head of State (Model UN), Sex and Chocolate (ALICE! and the PanHellenic Council), and Seth Flaxman in a tuxedo (himself).

Or, if you’ve got better things to do, get a full report from Bwog when the house stops rocking.