Costume Contest Poll

ballot boxWe’ve picked our favorites from the excellent crop of costume submissions. Make your choice below, and check out the runners-up.

{{poll “11″}}

Runners-Up

Morgan Robinson as “Pinkberry Girl”

Jason Patinkin as Scotsman

George Olive as Hamburgler

Austin Davidson as Gargoyle


  • damn. Why wasn’t my girlfriend’s sexy______________ included?

  • TobiasPosted from campus

    I guess you could say I’m buy-curious…

  • Jesus Christ that Magritte one blows my mind. I’m really impressed by a lot of these.

  • professionalPosted from campus

    analyst and therapist. I was the world’s first analrapist.

  • !!!!!!!

    Gargoyle shoulda been a finalist…

  • i can'tPosted from campus

    decide! Reni’s is really creative, although I’m a little disturbed by the nipples haha. The gargoyle is so elaborate and good. The Magritte is brilliant. Ahmadinejad was inevitable but i LOVE it. And Parker Fishel’s Woody Allen expression? spot on.

  • Chester

    Cheetah for sho

  • illegal border crosser… ugh! are you fucking kidding me?

    ooh look at me. i go to university in one of the most expensive places to live in the world! i’m going to mock the people who do more hard work in a single day then i’ll ever do in my entire life. look at me, i’m so obnoxiously bourgeois.

    if you’re going to include someone who mocks the underclass in the list of finalists, then where’s the dude with blackface? if we’re gonna party that way, then why pull any punches?

    • a border

      crosser automatically does more hard work in one day than a person who goes to columbia does in their life?

      FAIL. ENORMOUS FAIL.

      anyway. awesome contest bwog.

      • agreed

        totally looked photoshopped to me too.

      • hey jackassPosted from campus

        You obviously have never crossed the border…why don’t you go do that and then compare that to Columbia. Oh wait, you wouldn’t even survive the bordercrossing. FAIL -Now go stfu. And you bitches wonder why the minorities stay away from you.

  • seriouslyPosted from campus

    how is the woody allen/soon-yi kim duo costume a finalist over the gargoyle? they’re just wearing their own clothes and looking disaffected.

    i sense some bwog nepotism here…

  • bad!Posted from campus

    Gargoyle shouldve been one of the finalists

    The Parker and Tang duo= STUPID. Not a costume AT ALL. Bwog stop giving in to the dumb art hispters

    Reni nearly made me vomit. Those nipples are disgusting. No one needs to see that

  • the airplanePosted from campus

    is amazing.

  • not as concernedPosted from campus

    but I have to agree that some of those runner-ups definitely should have made it over some of the finalists.

  • golf clap

    to kathi han. But she stole my costume from 3 yrs ago (she did a million times better vesus my ganny smith attached to styrofoam, but who’s counting)!

    have to chirp in for the gargoyle too- its pretty awesome

  • ummmPosted from campus

    I love Lili Gu but Reni’s costume is pure sex

  • shucksPosted from campus

    while i still think she is hipster scum and a miserable attention whore, i must admit that reni made a pretty convincing bowie. dammit.

  • fdjkhujPosted from campus

    doesnt anyone else think the apple looks photoshopped in on son of man?

  • Are you telling some apple on the face is beating an actual homemade airplane? Shit, a bunch of people got apples in the face at graduation, and nobody gave them a prize.

    • I love the phrase “actual homemade airplane.” If that is an actual functional airplane, I change my vote.

  • the applePosted from campus

    is totally photoshopped on.

    RECOUNT! RECOUNT!

  • what...Posted from campus

    where is peter gallotta?

  • the problemPosted from campus

    with the airplane is that it took up too much space in 1020′s narrow hall

  • The DinkPosted from campus

    The Airplane should absolutely win…or the cheetah.

  • An'an

    The bluest, booist,biggest, brainiest I’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • AnonymousPosted from campus

    Oh no! For some reason my camera didn’t pick up the sock bulge in my pants. Now I just look…crude. Sorry guys, I thought that photo was way funnier last night. Maybe it’s the midterm sleep deprivation.

  • i think jeremy is the sexiest

  • LucyPosted from campus

    The gargoyle was not a finalist because he doesn’t seem to have any affiliation with Columbia.

  • The gargoyle was incredible.

  • nitpickerPosted from campus

    reni’s lightning bolt is backwards

  • come ON

    that airplane is amazing. a couple of the others are clever, but the airplane is in a league of its own.

  • Okay, who'd like aPosted from campus

    …banger in the mouth? Oh, right, I forgot…here in the States, you call it a ‘sausage’ in the mouth.

    We just call it a sausage.

  • tom stewartPosted from campus

    you are the man.

  • haha

    did aporia pay the kid to dress up as son of man?

  • GO!!!Posted from campus

    CHESTER THE CHEETAH

  • halloweeniePosted from campus

    Shame the gargoyle wasn’t eligible, he so would have won.

    Also, I saw the Son of Man last night as I walked to the subway to go down to the parade, the apple’s definitely not photoshopped on, it was actually pinned to the hat. I think I saw the airplane, too. Good times.

  • alexwPosted from campus

    Don’t lean on me Reni, cause you cant afford the ticket.

  • oh...Posted from campus

    puhlllease… don’t try to justify making fun of the poor with psuedointellectual bullshit.

    seriously… “illegal border crosser” is a fucking disgrace to this school and this nation. bwog’s endorsement of it makes me sick.

    hey bwog! i’m thinking of dressing up as a starving nigerian next year for halloween! think i have a shot at winning your contest? i can even hand out novelty “hiv” candies! how funny!

    there’s a fine line between ironic humor and being a bunch of bourgeois upper middle class pricks who find humor in those less fortunate. you assholes have crossed the line.

    • oh pleasePosted from campus

      I’m politically ignorant and even I got the joke of the border crosser costume. You’re supposed to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and there’s nothing Red Staters find more frightening than illegal aliens. Except maybe a ban on cousin marriage. It’s not poking fun at the lower classes, it’s poking fun at the Minutemen and their ilk.

  • Rudy

    BORUSSIA FOREVER!!!

  • ugggghPosted from campus

    Can someone ban Reni Laine from commenting on here? This isn’t your fucking fansite, none of us like you here.

    • RE: ugggghPosted from campus

      Let’s face it, there’s a 99% chance that you wouldn’t say that if you weren’t anonymous, especially to her face, so why say it now? And if you would actually say it in other circumstances, then you’re even more of an asshole (and that is something given the circumstances I would call you even without anonymity).
      Whether you like her or not doesn’t really matter. I mean I bet most people here don’t like you but you probably post more often than she does. The only difference is she actually identifies herself and doesn’t insult other people so you can call her out and insult her.

      • oh god...Posted from campus

        here comes the “let’s defend reni laine parade.” don’t bother.

        no one cares man, stop defending her, and also let’s stop saying that we dislike her. it’s a known fact, everyone is in on it, we all feel the same.

    • William

      I love her… and so does everyone I know.

  • umm....Posted from campus

    HER NAME IS KAYTHI!!!! K-A-Y-T-H-I. Yay!

  • Lauren

    Kaythi Han for the WIN! Kaythi for prez.

  • The Gargoyle is just as good as the airplane. Maybe better.

  • AIRPLANE

    There is no way that the gargoyle is as good as the airplane. That picture does not do the airplane justice I saw it on campus and it was incredible. A structural masterpiece. It has a 6 foot wingspan, the wings fold up to get through doors, and its over 6 feet long from front to back.

    Give it up for the Plane.

  • You GuysPosted from campus

    are all bitch fucks

  • cool

    somebody learned how to refresh cookies and vote for teh plane repeatedly

  • Jeff

    Reni Lane has it hands down!

  • i guessPosted from campus

    … but none of the other costumes where scary either (except maybe the gargoyle?). so, still patently offensive. i don’t understand why someone would even go there, or why bwog would post it.

  • Anonymous

    Reni Laine, the androgin lady, no doubt.
    Can anybody tell me where to find her?

  • stouser

    I voted Lili because I couldn’t stop laughing at her expression.

71 °F, Partly Cloudy

Contact Us

It's Bwog, not BWOG.

Follow us on Twitter!

Questions or concerns?

Bwog is always looking for new writing talent. to inquire about contributing.

Housing

Subscribe

Archives

Have Your Say

Which summer plans will you zealously make and then subsequently abandon to watch TV online?

View Results

Comment Policy

Favorite Comments

Recent Comments

Bwogroll

Paying the Bills

NYC Jobs for Columbians

FreshGrad is building software that matches Columbians with Fortune 500‘s. Complete our private beta in 15 min and get $10.

Advertise with Us

Inquire at ads@bwog.com

Upcoming Events

  • View the calendar of campus events!

  • View the Bucket List

  • View Where Art Thou

Lost and Found

  • Lost: Columbia ID (May 11 2012)

    Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu

  • Found: Blue iPod Nano (May 08 2012)

    Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

  • Lost: Jacket and Scarf (May 03 2012)

    Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!

  • Lost: Phone Charger (Apr 28 2012)

    PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com

  • Lost: Black High Sierra Backpack (Apr 26 2012)

    Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu

  • Lost: Vis a Vis French Textbook (Apr 23 2012)

    Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.

    If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu

  • Lost: Blackberry (Apr 22 2012)

    Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!

  • Lost: Flower Earrings & Mood Ring (Apr 18 2012)

    These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/

    646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.

  • Lost: Droid Phone (Apr 18 2012)

    Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.

  • Lost: Grey Hamper (Apr 16 2012)

    I left my grey, cylindrical hamper in the Hartley laundry room and when I returned it was gone. I left it on the washing machine farthest from when you first walk in. If you have it, please return it, no questions asked. Email cgs2133@columbia.edu

  • Send us your notices of lost or found items!