Well done everyone!
You can stop now.
16 December 2007 @ 9:04 PM · 39 comments
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good job bwog.
THAT WAS MAGICAL.
quality screamage
that was annoying
had no idea so many freshman read bwog. Security must have thought there was a shooting in Carman.
Bwog gets ‘em while they’re young – you’ve seen the 2012ers already crashing our party here.
PLEASE STOP
I actually think the little late yelps here and there are cute. I guess I’m the only one? Makes me chuckle!
Shut up, Reni. No one is interested in what you have to say.
Just… shut up.
slowly remove the broomstick from your ass…
slowly…
there you go! :)
Wow, definitely just saw a guy walk into the library wearing a gorilla costume.
Also just walked by another guy singing, “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It.” There are still times when I love this school, thank goodness.
that felt amazing. it sounded like there were mass killings here. rrooaarr lion roooarrrr!!!
how tall is the gorilla? I may know him
oh, the gorilla’s pretty tall. heh heh. Would you like to get to know him?
I actually took the opportunity to finish up my murder quota for the year. Nobody notices bloodboiling screams when everyone is screaming.
But they never though the last things they would hear in life were a bunch of screaming students and an apologetic Weinberg saying “sorry, I gotta make quota.”
I applaud Mr. Weinberg for his knowledge of urban legends.
i saw a shaggy black leg disappearing into the elevator on hartley 7, accompanied by screams of “LETS GO STREAKING”
does anyone know if the gorilla shed his fur for a little nakey jogging?
bet
I was on the very of a mental break down, and everyone yelling (I didn’t take part) just kind of made me laugh… thanks, bwog.
could people stop acting like bwog is responsible for this tradition?
*verge… not very
1. thanks all. I participated vicariously.
2. Why the heck is pinnacle not open? they would earn a killing tonight..
pinnacle’s closed? uh that’s weird
its always closed on sunday nights late
yeah pinnacle closes every sunday night for like 3 hours. i’ve learned to get a large coffee at midnight to last through the night.
It would be sweet if the screamers sang Roar Lion Roar…but it will never happen.
But I think HamDel, which is usually closed on Sundays, is open during finals. Anyone know for sure?
was very closed tonight. i had a free sandwich to get too… damn.
did no one organize a pillow fight this year?
i think that’s only for spring semester… way too cold last night
spring semester.
only happens in spring
Something about that has to do with the spring semester. I have no idea though, I’m just taking a guess.
ahhhhhhh. 5 finals left — underprepared for all!
amid the screaming, i heard someone yell “i’m so fucked!” aren’t we all…
missed his quota last semester and got in some deep shit, i heard
PILLOW FIGHT ORGANIZER EXTRAODINAIRE!
between the primal scream and cumb/orgo night, i am truly astounded at the extent to which our school achieves new heights of nerd-dom.
why do i go here again?