Students subject to Dean’s Discpline to be treated like sex offenders

The awesomely-named Serene Jones, a Yale Divinity School prof, will be taking over UTS

Columbia really wants to offer a new financial aid package to compete with the likes of Harvard and Stanford, but gently reminds us that it is much, much poorer than those schools.

Chris Kulawik only Columbia student to ever make it all the way to the appendix of FACETS

Personally, we’ll take Van Der Beek in Varsity Blues over Dawson Leery any day