This headline: “Go Ape For The New Version of the Old Mighty Beast

ESC’s claim that since America elected George Bush, democracy is bad.

A good urban exploration column ruined by the claim that there are “tar pits” in Queens. And by its eighth paragraph.

Oprah branching out into reality TV.

A first-year’s need to let you know, in 900 words, that she takes 18 credits! And is in a club! Stuff is hard, guys.