IN SANDWICH NEWS: Gothamist reports that Eisenberg’s has debuted its first Elliot Spitzer-themed lunch: the “Sandwich #9″, which is apparently just tongue on rye bread. Ew. How long until Hammy’s follows up with the “Ashley Alexandra” — chicken salad, tuna, melted cheese, a failed musical career and some serious issues? (Note: This is the best joke Bwog has at this time.)
Tags: sandwiches, spitzer
14 March 2008 @ 7:21 AM · 10 comments
I lost some matte green Ray-Ban sunglasses during the last night of Senior Week revelry outside EC. If anyone finds them, take pity because they were the only thing that fools people into thinking that I’m cool. One delicious burrito dinner reward for their safe return. Email sar2160@columbia.edu if you know anything.
Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu
Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.
Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!
PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com
Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu
Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.
If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu
Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!
These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/
646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.
Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.
a lewinsky over an ashley alexandra any day.
for the love of God, Bwog, are you attempting these jokes? Making a bad joke and then commenting on how bad it is doesn’t make it any better.
this is getting really, really tired.
Baaaaaaaaw? Baaaaaaaaaw.
Right on schedule, even on vacation. Good job internet.
Thanks a lot for wrecking Spitzer’s career. He is one of the most competent politicians in America, he could have potentially served this country well, you hypocrite cocksuckers! All our presidents and politicians the world over engage in this sort of behavior, who gives a rat’s ass? You dumb bastards. Thanks a lot! It is not as if this nation were brimming full of capable politicians. BASTARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You sir are sorely misinformed. Spitzer= good attorney general, terrible as hell governor.
But, thanks for crediting Bwog with his demise.
of sex and music almost as good as “Kristen” : http://www.igasm.info/
Ashley Alexandra sandwich will also set you back 4-5k.
Rare roast beef with a generous spritzing of mayonnaise, topped with extra melted swiss, and a large spicy bratwurst buried deep inside our special croissant will leave you with a burning sensation for days!
In true New York fashion, taking out your wallet to pay for this magnificent meal might just get you shot 41 times. Better hope the guy behind you didn’t order an NYPD!
The Ashley Alexandra comes with mystery sauce, different each time, so you’ll never know if you’re gonna Spitzer swallow.