OzymandiasAriel Hudes pluralizes “Roar, Lion, Roar“. And, for that matter, uses it in a column. In all caps. As the last line.

“Street names [sic] carved by old cow trails.” Talking about… Boston? London? Oh, um, Staten Island. Cow trails? I bet that fact came from a book.

Spec boldly asks a question nobody has ever asked before, ever: “Is this really art?”

An AdHoc founder compares AdHoc to the French Revolution. Um.

Eager not to be one-upped, Jordi Reyes-Montblanc calls Columbia “a great institution endowed by God with powers and privileges beyond mere mortal men and women of the blue collar working kind.” Quick, somebody give him an editorial position. Or at least a column.