QuickSpec: Brand New Edition

Brand NewNew Public School curriculum will save lives!

New Squash Center will save youth!

New Reading Day will “increase productivity”.

New Administration, same politics.

New Coach, nothing else changes…


  • Guilty NostalgiaPosted from campus

    So, is that what you call a getaway?
    Tell me what you got away with.
    Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish.
    I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
    Have another drink and drive yourself home.
    I hope there’s ice on all the roads.
    And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
    and again when your head goes through the windshield.

    And is that what you call tact?
    You’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back.
    So let’s end this call, and end this conversation.
    and is that what you call a getaway?
    well tell me what you got away with.
    cause you left the frays from the ties you severed
    when you say best friends means friends forever

  • Huzzah!Posted from campus

    So spec has overhauled its back end servers for the 3rd time since moving off their old publishers network. Which means the URLs finally contain the date and title of the article again, which allows me to see what Bwog is making fun of without having to open the article (which actually makes it more likely that I’ll read the articles being linked to, actually.)

    Hurrah.

    Of course this means I’m going to have to redo all the citations on Wikicu AGAIN. sigh.

  • LYRICS TYEMPosted from campus

    She hits the lights.
    This doesn’t seem quite fair.
    Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn’t feel so prepared.
    She’s breathing quiet and smooth,
    He’s gasping for air.

    “This is the first and last time,” he says.
    She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his.
    He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides.
    He’s holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels… like.

    He is the lamb, she is the slaughterer.
    She’s moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her.
    Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect.
    He whispers that he loves her, but she’s probably only looking for sss…

    (Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
    So much more than he could ever give:
    A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship.
    He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides.
    He waits for it to end, and for the aching in his guts to subside!

  • I cant waitPosted from campus

    until the QuickSpec: Taking Back Sunday Edition.

  • totally from jerseyPosted from campus

    omg ilu bwog
    bringin me back to sophomore year of high school

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  • Lost: Green Notebook (Feb 08 2012)

    I’ve been missing a green notebook for my Evolutionary Basis of Human Behavior (EEEBW4010) class since Feb. 7th. It should have the name Kimberly Young written inside. It was last seen in the Schapiro computer lab. If found, please contact kty2102@columbia.edu

  • Lost: Blue Coach Purse (Feb 06 2012)

    The purse has large red circles on it, and contained an ID card, keys, wallet, pink headphones, Metrocard, and other important things. Last seen in Schermerhorn 614. If found, please contact rdc2125@barnard.edu

  • Lost: LL Bean Backpack and Macbook (Feb 05 2012)

    Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.

  • Lost: Paul Smith Wallet (Feb 02 2012)
    I lost a Paul Smith, multi-striped leather wallet (red, yellow, green, etc.) and it should have a insurance card and metro card among other things. Reward offered, wy2185@columbia.edu

  • Lost: Lion Laundry Gym Bag (Feb 01 2012)

    I lost a Lion Laundry bag full of gym items. Contact sac2171.

  • Lost: Burberry Coat (Feb 01 2012)

    Black puffy coat with two layers and Burberry plaid pattern on lining. Last seen at Lerner Party Space during Black Students Organization (BSO) party on January 20. Please contact jyc2130@columbia.edu if found. Reward offered.

  • Lost: Ivory Scarf (Jan 31 2012)

    Yellowish ivory scarf with a lot of print on it. Most likely to be found at 504 Diana or LRC SIPA. If found then you shall be rewarded with my eternal gratitude. Contact: an2503@barnard.edu

  • Lost: Blackberry (Jan 30 2012)

    Last seen in the Hartley computer lab at around 9 am, on 1/30/12. No case; no password; background is a generic picture of a rower on a lake. About 2 years old and showing its wear. Contact: etp2109.

  • Lost: Burberry Scarf (Jan 28 2012)

    Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.

  • Lost: Tacky Umbrella (Jan 23 2012)

    I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!

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