The semester’s last issue of The Fed is out online!
Courses you do not want to take
And congratulations to the Fed’s new masthead!
E-I-C: Rachel Paige Katz
Publisher: Benjamin Ehrlich
Managing Editor: Nina Pedrad
Head Submissions Editors: Aarti Iyer and Jeffrey Scharfstein.
Tags: meta, quickfed, the fed
12 December 2008 @ 10:22 AM · 9 comments
I lost some matte green Ray-Ban sunglasses during the last night of Senior Week revelry outside EC. If anyone finds them, take pity because they were the only thing that fools people into thinking that I’m cool. One delicious burrito dinner reward for their safe return. Email tips@bwog.com if you know anything.
Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu
Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.
Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!
PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com
Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu
Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.
If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu
Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!
These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/
646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.
Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.
the b&w parody is amazing. brilliant.
lol. That really does feel like the B&W.
put an end to this paper and its terribleness!
B and W coming out?
Should come out on Tuesday.
Can you print this one instead of Verily Veritas? It just reads better. You know, more truthful.
was surprisingly mildly amusing. usually the fed is shitty beyond comparison.
dude. i am about to drop serious bombs on columbia.
how’s about a settlement to the tune of one-eighth their estimated endowment fund? It’d only be fair, considering the NYPD or CUPS took an eighth of orange-haze sticky-icky from my room without reporting it to those in charge of the case.
fee fie foe fum. i smell the blood of an englushmun.
just to clear any misconceptions that may be happening: i am verily voluble.
tom riddle ain’t got shit on me, man.