The semester’s last issue of The Fed is out online!
Courses you do not want to take
And congratulations to the Fed’s new masthead!
E-I-C: Rachel Paige Katz
Publisher: Benjamin Ehrlich
Managing Editor: Nina Pedrad
Head Submissions Editors: Aarti Iyer and Jeffrey Scharfstein.
Tags: meta, quickfed, the fed
12 December 2008 @ 10:22 AM · 9 comments
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I’ve been missing a green notebook for my Evolutionary Basis of Human Behavior (EEEBW4010) class since Feb. 7th. It should have the name Kimberly Young written inside. It was last seen in the Schapiro computer lab. If found, please contact kty2102@columbia.edu
The purse has large red circles on it, and contained an ID card, keys, wallet, pink headphones, Metrocard, and other important things. Last seen in Schermerhorn 614. If found, please contact rdc2125@barnard.edu
Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.
I lost a Lion Laundry bag full of gym items. Contact sac2171.
Black puffy coat with two layers and Burberry plaid pattern on lining. Last seen at Lerner Party Space during Black Students Organization (BSO) party on January 20. Please contact jyc2130@columbia.edu if found. Reward offered.
Yellowish ivory scarf with a lot of print on it. Most likely to be found at 504 Diana or LRC SIPA. If found then you shall be rewarded with my eternal gratitude. Contact: an2503@barnard.edu
Last seen in the Hartley computer lab at around 9 am, on 1/30/12. No case; no password; background is a generic picture of a rower on a lake. About 2 years old and showing its wear. Contact: etp2109.
Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.
I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!
the b&w parody is amazing. brilliant.
lol. That really does feel like the B&W.
put an end to this paper and its terribleness!
B and W coming out?
Should come out on Tuesday.
Can you print this one instead of Verily Veritas? It just reads better. You know, more truthful.
was surprisingly mildly amusing. usually the fed is shitty beyond comparison.
dude. i am about to drop serious bombs on columbia.
how’s about a settlement to the tune of one-eighth their estimated endowment fund? It’d only be fair, considering the NYPD or CUPS took an eighth of orange-haze sticky-icky from my room without reporting it to those in charge of the case.
fee fie foe fum. i smell the blood of an englushmun.
just to clear any misconceptions that may be happening: i am verily voluble.
tom riddle ain’t got shit on me, man.