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Butler corresponent Sara Vogel breathlessly reports the following: Around 11 PM, in 209 Butler, the following Dramatic And Exciting Events Occurred: A book fell to the ground. A bunch of students stood up and pointed finger guns at each other, as if holding everyone hostage. They all pointed their fingers and then said “bang” and shot each other. And then everyone clapped.
According to Bwog Media Analyst Jon Hill, we can expect the following coverage from Fox News:
“Where does the final casualty count stand today after a surprise hostage stand-off at a Columbia University library last night? We’ll have the details of the shocking incident and the crazed students that sparked it at the top of our 9 o’clock hour…”
Anyway, Bwog has been promised video of this Dramatic And Exciting Non-Standoff soon.
UPDATE 1:49 PM: Dramatic Video can be found here. Be patient, it takes a few tens of seconds for the action to start.
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@Talkie They completely stole that from the banned XBox 360 commercial, but it was still really good.
@Jonah yes,
the banned xbox commercial was indeed the inspiration…
@Warrior #1 CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!
@i thought the band had a monopoly on distracting people in butler during finals.
@Anonymous new kids in town…
@hahha that one girl who strides down with both guns pointing is a virtuous WARRIOR.
i would be scared though if this happened where i was. everyone is too caffeinated and jittery without gun imagery
@kjr That ad is fantastic.
@where is it? where’s the video??
@Anonymous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuRQmvykwk
@Anonymous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3FRTv-rh1I
@I love when bwog gets criticized.
@B/B- Bwog,
This recap leaves a lot to be desired. It is short on setup and on details and does not paint a clear picture…I’m left thinking the event sounds neither Dramatic nor Exciting. I will take revisions up until the 19th. Perhaps you should call it a night and get a fresh start in the morning. Best, Prof
@fuck the Punster. I really feel like hitting this person
@i am so effing happy that the punster is back.
@goddamn it are you the same person who told the Freudian strip joke?
@How does the NRA keep its members informed?
With a monthly bullet-in!