Using sex references and bad words: an original spin on poetry, haikus, and The Odyssey.
Drugs WILL make the sun come out.
Of course you can spend no money, look like a fool, and still get girls to do you.
You will never sleep with Snow White. Unless you have a tail.
Hey! Bwog is offended. We are definitely more pretentious than the Varsity Show.
But less pretentious than humor of the gilded age.
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4 March 2009 @ 3:50 PM · 16 comments
on Personals: Camille Murphy and Erin Gillingham on Personals: Camille Murphy and Erin Gillingham (Bwog Staff) on Bwoglines: Corrections Edition
8GB Patriot Flash Drive, with a “Scale the Summit” bottle opener and a key attached. Was in the Brooks Computer Lounge located in the Barnard Quad, in the computer “Brooks14″. Lost at 2:30 pm. Will tradesies for another flash drive. For reals. Contact jef2140@barnard.edu.
I’ve been missing a green notebook for my Evolutionary Basis of Human Behavior (EEEBW4010) class since Feb. 7th. It should have the name Kimberly Young written inside. It was last seen in the Schapiro computer lab. If found, please contact kty2102@columbia.edu
The purse has large red circles on it, and contained an ID card, keys, wallet, pink headphones, Metrocard, and other important things. Last seen in Schermerhorn 614. If found, please contact rdc2125@barnard.edu
Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.
I lost a Lion Laundry bag full of gym items. Contact sac2171.
Black puffy coat with two layers and Burberry plaid pattern on lining. Last seen at Lerner Party Space during Black Students Organization (BSO) party on January 20. Please contact jyc2130@columbia.edu if found. Reward offered.
Yellowish ivory scarf with a lot of print on it. Most likely to be found at 504 Diana or LRC SIPA. If found then you shall be rewarded with my eternal gratitude. Contact: an2503@barnard.edu
Last seen in the Hartley computer lab at around 9 am, on 1/30/12. No case; no password; background is a generic picture of a rower on a lake. About 2 years old and showing its wear. Contact: etp2109.
Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.
that wasn’t even kind of funny.
Like really really not funny
can you be more specific with your criticism? inaccurate description of the gilded age? offensive content in regards to the marching band?
cause I read through the paper and I laughed out loud a number of times.
That’s a success for a comedy paper, in my book.
bravo sir/madam! laughter = success in the comedy world.
you’re right i was being kind of a jerk – i could have articulated my discontent better
when i’m done with this horrible week i will try to list some constructive criticism
of this campus thinks that the fed sucks.
the other 5% works for the fed/ is affiliated with a member of its staff.
i’m a senior, and i know that the fed’s always had a bad rep. Not only has it garnered a reputation for being racist (and rightly so), but it’s pretentious and chock full of terrible writing. Perhaps most importantly, it is also NOT FUNNY. Read the jester or blue and white for true entertainment.
I think “pretentious” describes *every* single publication on campus.
And 5% of 7418 undergraduates is 370 (rounded down, of course). Which is a pretty impressive number.
Stats at http://www.columbia.edu/cu/opir/abstract/enrollment%20headcount%20by%20school%2097-08.htm
forgot about the barnard count. But you get my point anyway.
I don’t usually laugh when I read satire, but I thought this was pretty damn funny. Bravo Fed.
of people voted for George Bush in 2000.
Awkwardly sexually active is pretty accurate.
But I guess that applies to everyone at this school.
Lay off the Fed kids about the racist thing. You and I were in high school during that controversy, and everyone who was involved with the Fed in 2004 has either graduated or died by now. It’s tough enough being a horny JTS kid without unwarranted accusations of racism.
Oh Jon Jager, I love you.
Me too, but I’m not him.
The only two JTS/CUMB people were studying Talmud when the above was written.
As someone who is not a feddie or affiliated with a feddie, I definitely have to give a big “fuck you” to 95%. Sure the Fed may have had a “bad rep” but give congratulations where it is deserved. They have completely turned themselves around in the past couple of years. They’re getting funnier each issue (though I liked Feb’s issue better than this one, sorry guys) and people are actually enjoying them. I see people reading the Fed in Furnald lounge all the time (or at least for a few days around when it comes out).
Cut the guys some slack. They’re doing excellently. Hats off to you gentlemen (and women).
I agree. I clicked, I read, I laughed. Good job.