Plan B’s an abortion, masquerading as birth control?
Not a vitamin for the average infrequently but recently laid college girl?

Written sequel to the movie Goodfellas discovered under ruse cover of history prof’s new book.

Unfortunately, another unlikely goldmine found in Roget’s Thesaurus (all the gossip you could ever want, seriously) is written in invisible ink over the word associations. And no free Ouija board either.

Don’t believe their denial – everyone really wants to go back to simplicity of middle school. Plus, I hear their production of Our Town is complex and stimulating.