Bikini-and-Taurine Correspondent Sean Zimmerman notes that the John Jay 13 lounge has been taken over by Monster Energy Drink’s campus rep.
“Well, I wasn’t considering this free sample, but the posters show I can undress multiple chicks with it…”
Tags: free caffeine, free taurine, underwear
30 April 2009 @ 9:01 PM · 17 comments
I lost some matte green Ray-Ban sunglasses during the last night of Senior Week revelry outside EC. If anyone finds them, take pity because they were the only thing that fools people into thinking that I’m cool. One delicious burrito dinner reward for their safe return. Email tips@bwog.com if you know anything.
Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu
Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.
Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!
PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com
Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu
Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.
If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu
Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!
These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/
646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.
Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.
aaaahhh! they’ve defiled our ancestral home!!!
is soooo much better
n/t
Take a break from the lounge by venturing out on to the balcony and / or ledge. Watch your step!
don’t worry, we did.
you are so stupid. you’re not literally going to be able to suddenly undress women by simply drinking a beverage. it’s called ADVERTISING.
you are so stupid. you’re not really going to believe bwog actually means you can literally be able to suddenly undress women simply by drinking a beverage right? it’s called SARCASM.
you are so stupid, you’re not really going to believe #5 actually thought that bwog literally meant you can suddenly undress women by simply drinking a beverage. it’s called DOUBLE SARCASM
Heteronormativity… WOOT!
don’t you mean w00t?
I’m pretty sure you both meant w00t. what is it with people today?
you guys… The font that Bwog uses (Georgia) makes the zero look like a lowercase o:
0 is a zero
o is an o
#9 and #10 were both right.
you are so stupid, you’re not really going to believe #6 was seriously suggesting that #5 actually thought that bwog literally meant you can suddenly undress women by simply drinking a beverage. it’s called TRIPLE SARCASM
is ugly and gross.
BBD status.
# 6 is stupid. ZERO SARCASM.
you pretty much got a ton of free shit courtesy of some advertisers and you are complaining about it…how Columbia of you