John Stuart Mill, courtesy Wikipedia

Bwog knows finals for Contemporary Civilization are approaching when she hears students asking each other in the hallway, “Do you know anything about Nee-chay?”

So, to all sophomores about to engage with the harm principle, categorical imperatives, and the social contract: exercise your will to power. The birds of prey among you will soon be separated from the lambs.

And, if you feel badly afterward about how you did on the test, just be thankful—at least you don’t look like John Stuart Mill.