3118323340_53e77e40ccDeath (or rather, injury) from above in Central Park. (NYT)

Cornell prof sues Wesleyan University for accidentally tainting his image. (AP)

No need to stroke your ego, Hermione (and this article) will stroke it for you! (Times)

What not to do on your junior year abroad. (Daily Intel)

Eminent Domain’s most outspoken critic “wouldn’t call it a victory dance.” (NYT)

Wall Street Journal CNN feeds 2010’s fears of the real world, with footage from our very own little campus! (CNNMoney)