While you were studying and/or throwing snowballs, the members of John Jay 11 were making one of the better examples ever of winter overcompensation.
Certainly more realistic than most of the stencils we’ve seen in past years.
Tags: it's good to see wit isn't dead, JJ 11 is so crazy talented, snow, snow penis
20 December 2009 @ 1:44 PM · 41 comments
on Personals: Camille Murphy and Erin Gillingham
I’ve been missing a green notebook for my Evolutionary Basis of Human Behavior (EEEBW4010) class since Feb. 7th. It should have the name Kimberly Young written inside. It was last seen in the Schapiro computer lab. If found, please contact kty2102@columbia.edu
The purse has large red circles on it, and contained an ID card, keys, wallet, pink headphones, Metrocard, and other important things. Last seen in Schermerhorn 614. If found, please contact rdc2125@barnard.edu
Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.
I lost a Lion Laundry bag full of gym items. Contact sac2171.
Black puffy coat with two layers and Burberry plaid pattern on lining. Last seen at Lerner Party Space during Black Students Organization (BSO) party on January 20. Please contact jyc2130@columbia.edu if found. Reward offered.
Yellowish ivory scarf with a lot of print on it. Most likely to be found at 504 Diana or LRC SIPA. If found then you shall be rewarded with my eternal gratitude. Contact: an2503@barnard.edu
Last seen in the Hartley computer lab at around 9 am, on 1/30/12. No case; no password; background is a generic picture of a rower on a lake. About 2 years old and showing its wear. Contact: etp2109.
Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.
I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!
HAHAH THIS IS AMAZING
Nice!
my life is complete
If THIS is what it took to complete your life, you lead a pathetic existence.
never have i been more proud to be a member of the JJ11 clan. Clearly, we have the largest balls of any floor in JJ. Suck on that JJ12! literally.
Hmm…I feel like this may be the genital version of a Napoleon Complex.
LOLZ!!! OMGZZZZ!!! THAT’S FUNZORZ AND ORIGINALZ!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF MAKING A PENIZZZ!!! WHOEVER MADE THAT IS SO FUNNY!!! I WONDER IF THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE COLLEGEHUMOR!!!
you are quite evidently a freshman—penis is perennial
Not a freshman. Penis=overdone.
but the plot felt unoriginal
why i love jj11. <3
Nice try, but let me know when you graduate middle school.
John Jay 11 = awesomeness. Scientifically proven fact.
jj11 ftw
Overcompensating for something?
I’d be more impressed with a snow vagina.
Me too actually.
I’m gonna have to agree with you on this one alex. John Jizzle 11 really is awesomeness! Btw, i cheated in our duel. better luck next time?
Yeah, not cool AB. You also tried to secede from the United States and set up a monarchy in Texas. WTF does stuff like that?
overkill
losers.
As a member of John Jay 11 two years ago, I am proud to see that you kids are living up to this floor’s glorious past.
you do me proud.
Thus, proving that Columbia is the most well-endowed ivy by far!
Why do 99% of bwog posts devolve into penis-measuring contests?
I bet Prezbo could pwn Catherine Drew Gilpin Faust’s in a cock fight
Well considering Catherine Drew Gilpin Faust doesn’t have a cock, it’s pretty likely.
that’s where you are wrong
You found my penis.
So I am assuming you are responsible?
wow all of you are so mature,
lighten up, dude.
you understand you just challenged JJ12 to do something monumentally stupid, right? i’m not sure what yet. but challenge accepted.
This was JJ14, not 11.
false
I do believe it was actually JJ14 who made this… just sayin’. There were some fantastic breasts to accompany it, but all my (cell phone) pictures of them are terrible.
you motherfucker this is 11 all the way; i made this shit
the penis was all JJ11. others randomly contributed with twigs as pubes, and apparently boobs?
should redirect their assault towards jj14 for trying to take credit for it
the cock and balls snow formation is strangely arousing. such monumentality.
mine’s bigger.