The Strong Beautiful Barnard Woman is questioned and found wanting.
Real college life ≠ TV “college life”. Shocker.
Filth in the kitchen is bad. Bureaucracy is worse.
No, we do not need a travel guide to find our way out of Morningside.
Tags: bureaucracy, eyepoke, health violations, Strong Beautiful Barnard Women, things that are obvious
4 February 2010 @ 10:00 AM · 4 comments
on “Having Your Cake” Has a Whole New Meaning on Last Chance to Live and Learn
I’ve been missing a green notebook for my Evolutionary Basis of Human Behavior (EEEBW4010) class since Feb. 7th. It should have the name Kimberly Young written inside. It was last seen in the Schapiro computer lab. If found, please contact kty2102@columbia.edu
The purse has large red circles on it, and contained an ID card, keys, wallet, pink headphones, Metrocard, and other important things. Last seen in Schermerhorn 614. If found, please contact rdc2125@barnard.edu
Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.
I lost a Lion Laundry bag full of gym items. Contact sac2171.
Black puffy coat with two layers and Burberry plaid pattern on lining. Last seen at Lerner Party Space during Black Students Organization (BSO) party on January 20. Please contact jyc2130@columbia.edu if found. Reward offered.
Yellowish ivory scarf with a lot of print on it. Most likely to be found at 504 Diana or LRC SIPA. If found then you shall be rewarded with my eternal gratitude. Contact: an2503@barnard.edu
Last seen in the Hartley computer lab at around 9 am, on 1/30/12. No case; no password; background is a generic picture of a rower on a lake. About 2 years old and showing its wear. Contact: etp2109.
Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.
I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!
are those supposed to be links?
The Strong Beautiful Columbia Man refused to comment.
Mainly because, girl, James Franco and his feelings are too complex to be expressed in words.
After all the articles I have written, one of them is finally mentioned on BWOG. I have arrived!
And no, I’m not being sarcastic at all. This just made my day.
bwog. things are really going down the tubes for you. what happened to the golden days of john jay trays?