Personals: Eva Suarez, CC ’13
We asked you. You nominated them. They bothered to reply. And just like that, this year’s Bwog personals begin with the lovely Eva Suarez, CC ’13. All interested parties should email personals@bwog.net and we’ll provide $10 for the date.
Name / Year / School / Major: Eva Suarez, Freshman, CC, Religion/Philosophy
Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Men
Hometown: Washington, DC
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Beautiful weather, the metropolitan, coffee, central park.
What redeems you as a human being? My music taste and experience in home repair. I can even build you a porch.
Choice aphrodisiac: Lucky Strikes
Most romantic spot in Morningside: The roof of SIPA
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Platypus…nothing more attractive than a good sense of humor.
Historical figure you have a crush on: Giuseppe Garibaldi
Tags: personals
12 February 2010 @ 12:28 PM · 35 comments


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omg so awkward….
no picture?
each person gets his/her own post? embarassing
pic ain’t working
She is lovely !! and smart !!!! and talented !!!!!!! and beautiful
some smart guy should ask her out
he will have a wonderful evening
smoking has been shown to lead to impotence.
death
haters
but really if she likes lucky strikes, you can’t even get them in america. so i doubt she smokes them much.
life has also been shown to lead to death. who cares?
boring!
troll
yeah she does look like one
are harsh. she doesn’t sound that unbearable.
Can you imagine listening to this idiot ramble on and on about how she’s the only person that understands Panic! at the Disco?
at least she sounds happy. what’s your deal?
Gargle my nuts.
Yeah it is kind of embarrassing that each person has his/her own post. This girl shouldn’t have anything to worry about, though, she seems cute.
nice rack, sounds fun, i’d hit it.
girl looks cute
i’ld respect that
love. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
is amazing! If i didn’t like guys, I would totally take her out on a date. She really is a sassy, funny, smart, great person!
gem. a total gem.
is actually awesome. nuff said.
Just because these comment are anonymous does not give you the excuse to be completely rude and disrespectful. Columbia should be better than this.
Welcome 2 teh internetz!
Because these comments are anonymous it gives you an excuse to be completely rude and disrespectful. Columbia should be this.
The world is a cruel place. Come out from your ivory tower once in a while and you’ll see.
you’re not supposed to want a relationship with her, just a lay. her historical crush is Giuseppe Garibaldi, she thinks a platypus is sexy, and is a fake smoker..this wreaks of fakeness. just hit it and quit it.
lets not bring Garibaldi into this
leak coming from our bathroom ceiling. Do you accept flex or mastercard?
is an extremely nice and energetic gal that deserves a good guy (ie: basically none of the above)
is fucking tops. Love that girl.
Eva is awesome. Anyone would be lucky to go out on a date with her.
should be in my bed right now.
MY NEIGHBOR!