43 CommentsBwog presents you with Brian Nickel, CC’11 and Bwog’s very own Lecture Hop Editor, Mark Hay, CC’12. Interested parties should email personals@bwog.net by 9 p.m. tonight!
Name / Year / School / Major: Brian Nickel/2011/Columbia College/Poly-Sci and Sustainable Development
Preference (guy for guy, etc.): what up ladies
Hometown: Syosset, Long Island
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Find a new restaurant downtown — my treat.
What redeems you as a human being? I’ve been told I have a great laugh.
Choice aphrodisiac: molson golden with apples and peanut butter
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park at sunset
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Gary Nickel (my dog)
Historical figure you have a crush on: Marilyn Monroe
Name / Year / School / Major: Mark Hay, CC’12, Religion and Political Science Double Major
Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Hey, whatever I can get.
Hometown: Spokane, WA
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Rainy day. Cute café. Maybe later lingerie?
What redeems you as a human being? That scrappy, relentless tenacity. That, or the sporadic facial hair.
Choice aphrodisiac: Genmaicha Tea, perfectly toasted and balanced, steeped for precisely five minutes in fresh boiled, pure water and left to cool for thirteen minutes.
Most romantic spot in Morningside: In or around Saint John the Divine.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Falcons – Go, Mordecai!
Historical figure you have a crush on: Ashoka the Great.
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43 Comments
@yes it’s true that you can get lost in conversation with mark hay! in a good way (oh I rhymed, how nice!)
@SPOCOMPTON WHAT’S REALLY GOOD
@mark hay Dudes and dudettes, this guy is a win. Handsome and a great conversationalist.
@Killers Brandon Flowers, is that you?
@relax hysterical (un)realism
@Brian Nickel Is the bomb diggity. Yes, I used Will Smith-era slang to describe him. Anyone passing up this young gentleman is making the mistake of a lifetime. I heard he singlehandedly saved a small rainforest in Guatemala, delivered a set of triplets, cooks a mean, braised short-rib dinner, and can recite impromptu poetry of at least 3 stanzas upon request. Did I mention he has better intentions than St. Augustine? If you have any sense, take this man up on a date, new restaurant downtown, his treat; what’s to lose? I’m not lyin’, date Brian.
@finally someone not entirely straight. got any bones to throw to the campus’s gay community, bwog?
@Please Oh do shut the fuck up, dear.
They didn’t put up any gay folks because no gay folks volunteered. Wtf are they supposed to do?
@Mark Hay makes my heart whistle<3
@... like the Andy Griffiths theme song?
@mark hay is an amazing human being
@ws Disagree.
@i wholeheartedly agree with this comment.
@brian's laugh is like a choir of angels singing
@oh mark.. you’re so cute ;)
@Anonymous I want to punch Brian Nickle’s laugh in the face. It’s so gay.
@ha I’ve had classes and half-crushes on both of these guys.
@A tea enthusiast! Genmaicha is awesome, too bad he’s a guy…
@Anonymous It’s Brian Nickel’s year!
@Anonymous No, it is Greg Hawxhurst’s year
@damn... brain nickle is the worst person i know
@Mark Hay is literally my favorite person ever. I have such a crush on him :)
@Anonymous is he bi?
@Yes Reading skills; an asset in today’s competitive job market.
@ppphhuuuuccckkkayouuu briiiiaaannn nniiicccckkeeellll
@Anonymous I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, well I guess there are 2 possibilities, but I still know
@foooooookkkkayouuuuuuu jeeeeeeem kaburrrrna and briiiiiian dickel
@Anonymous yeah brian
@brian nickel sucks!
@brian nickel stop being a bitch and pull faster
@brian nickel you’re cute… i wish i had the balls to take you up on that restaurant downtown
@It's meant to be peanut butter + apples = my staple diet
@brian nickel i want him inside me
@It's meant to be Apples+peanut butter=my staple diet
@Brian Nickel so fucking hot right now
@okay but blowing up
@Anonymous i love brian nickel
@A Royal Tenenbaums reference? Mother, may I?
@Brian Nickel's laugh is epic!
@LONG ISLAND WHATS REALLY GOOD
@Seriously, Long Island BLOWS. I’m sorry, but it’s a suburban wasteland filled with awfulness.
Two highly datable Columbians, though!
@okay but very different… i think the choice aphrodisiac says it all.
@Anonymous Fortes in Unitate!