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it's what you learned in elementary school
The sanctity of the Butler reference room has been tarnished. Quiet frustration spreads, while girlish squeals echo across 114th street. 409ers have whipped out their ear plugs. “WHAT IS WITH ALL THE SCREAMING WOMEN,” pleads one frenzied tipster. It seems sorority rush is in full swing.
Honestly, guys, it’s really not that bad.
Update: One Carmanite started tooting a vuvuzela…unclear whether in support or protest.
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@bout time someone whipped out the grenade whistle
@harmony hunter hey guys, thinking of rushing a frat. which one should i go for?
@anonymous beta all the way! recruitment event this friday at the house. come by
@omg duh…
@omg duh..
@why are they not exticnt SOROROSAURS
@Actually “Rush” [recruitment] is not in full swing. It was all weekend and ended tonight, when each sorority gets a group of new members.
@Anonymous I’m sure NYPD GIVES A FUCK about Columbia students whining about noise. “Yeah, we’ll send a car, lights and sirens…as soon as we’re done dealing with REAL CRIME, YOU COLLEGE DICKHEADS.”
Get over it. Besides, they’re hot.
@I think... we might’ve used up our one po po visit with that whole drug thing
@dude Bwog stop telling us that things aren’t that bad and we shouldn’t complain about them. that’s what we DO. whining keeps us warm through the cold winter months
@Carolyn you’re right. Bwog kinda specializes in overreaction, anyways. Complain as much as you like!
@Karim No! Tell us not to overreact. Sometimes* we bitch too much.
*Always
@NYPD 26th Precinct
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(212) 678-1311
@Random guy It really isn’t that bad. It’s once a semester and I guess it means a lot to these girls. Haters gon’ hate.
@Anonymous yes, it is deeply meaningful
@politically inclined I maintain that I distinctly heard some of them chanting about egyptian freedom.
@what's that? poopin’ in Butler?
@a little clueless Walking outside in the cold with all the screaming made me feel like I was in Dante’s Inferno…
@Anonymous mm sorority pledges ripe for the fucking
@oh please. they’re ripe year-long. Like grapefruits.
This is why we restrict them to the kitchen and occasional book club as they mature. Frantic socialization confuses them and results in hysteria.
@What? Is bwog trying to put Bwog Uncensored out of business?
Yayy! I hate women!! Women are stupid dummiessss!!
@... You are wrong. It *is* that bad.
As a girl, I feel like that horrible squealing is forever tarnishing the good name of my gender.