The act of biting

“I’m calling the shots today, get up out of bed, into school!”Magic Johnson (NYT)

“The present moment has nothing to do with me personally, with Hosni Mubarak, but with a situation of Egypt in its present and the future of its sons.” – Hosni Mubarak, who has just stepped down as president. (Al Jazeera, NYT)

“What does Valentines Day mean to you?” – Your fellow students (Spec)

“Where’s bin Laden at!”Libertarians (CBS)

“There’s always money in the banana stand taxi medallion” – George Bluth Sr. (Gothamist)

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