How many guys does it take to keep a door shut?
None, just a chair apparently.
But really, Five Guys has been closed for what seems like forever. We’ll give you updates as soon as we hear!
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None, just a chair apparently.
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How long does it take to train people to make burgers? You put them on a grill, take them off and put them on a bun when they're done.
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There is a shortage of hamburger university applicants, gotta find the right employee with an impeccable hamburger degree to work at five guys. Be patient.
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Tragic says:
I spent all break sitting in front of that sign
http://youtu.be/OjNw75bJyuM
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Anonymous says:
I heard one of the guys died...have some respect dicks.
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Anonymous says:
Well when will "Four Guys" open? I'm MAD HUNGRY!!!!!
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It would've been funnier if you logged onto two different computers, and actually made us believe two different people wrote it. Nice try though.
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Anonymous says:
I'm half-expecting Five Guys to go out of business before they open.
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Anonymous says:
I secondhand heard something about the landlord not letting them open until April 1st.
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and i heard that they were absolutely going to open in january or februrary, then 29 days or less from february 9, then march 15, then absolutely before march 19, and now it's march fucking 21 and they're still trying to figure out how to put the fucking hamburgers inside the fucking buns. i'm really, really sorry to say it, but there's a reason why "flipping burgers" is synonymous with a menial job.
sigh, it's not like we're not going to mob the place when it opens anyway. oh well.
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china says:
I heard they are closing for good! (health code violations) :(
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hey guys says:
if we thumbs down this comment til it disappears maybe five guys will open in april
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