Beautiful and majestic, the viridescent temptress awakens from her winter slumber and beckons you to frolic beneath her

Close the books! Shred the papers! Karate chop the laptops! Dump the contents of your backpack where you stand and go outside to listen to the music, soak up the sun, and pop ogle the bloons!

But really, the green flag is up and swaying gently in spring’s buoyant breath. Go sit on the lawn! (‘Cause the steps already look pretty full from here.)

Glory! Prospies swoon.