Our own class of 2015, apparently overeager to get their hands on the Masterpieces of Western Civilization, has thronged Bank Street Bookstore! We hope parents were not rude. Enjoy NSOP, children, and order books later! Amazon Student will get you your books cheap and lickety-split, or you can get them neatly packaged from the hip hands at Book Culture. For a full run-down of your options, check out Bwog’s Guide to the Book Market.

The sign, though it’s rife with improper capitalization and cries out for a serial comma, is not mean. If you need children’s books, BSB wants you there! For those of you with too much time on your hands, but too little eye-power, the full text comes after the jump.

You can find your textbooks at Book Culture on 112th between Broadway and Amsterdam. (Turn around, cross Broadway, and walk about halfway down the block toward the cathedral.)

When you need kids’ books for your siblings, nieces or nephews (or when you just need an escape from schoolwork), come see us, and we’ll be happy to help you.

Although with the Lit Hum syllabus reduction, who knows? Maybe they threw in a children’s book.