Top of the morning to you freshpeople! So much to see, so much to learn!
The wise John Jay once said:
The wise Wayne Campbell once said:
“I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.”
The wise Sarah Sechan, GS/JTS ’11 once said:
“Visit all 5 boroughs. Know how to spell “borough.” Make friends with the security guards. They’re going to be dealing with your drunk asses for 4 years and if you get on their bad side, you’ll regret it. Find meaningful volunteer work off-campus. Join the marching band. Don’t drink vodkawine.”
Bwog heartily seconds the greeting to your security guard. Yesterday morning, in a brief chat with the chap on duty about the lameness of the swipe-in/sign-in system, he quoted Ron Paul, Ben Franklin, and Aldous Huxley in solidarity and then we talked politics a bit and parted ways.