Dec

21

Bwog in Bed: So Close Yet So Far

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More than halfway there! People lucky enough to be done with finals have started leaving already, but probably like most of you, Bwog is still slumped in bed dreaming of Milano sandwiches and about not having to take this exam in two hours. It’s an oral one, do you think we can bring food?

Bwogline: Starting in January, Columbia will begin reimbursing its married gay and lesbian employees for taxes they pay because the federal government does not view their domestic partnerships as an “economic unit.” Looks like the good news just doesn’t stop.

Chorusline: The V-Show has posted the 117th Varsity Show soundtrack on its website! Now you can relive those moments whenever you want, at John Jay…

Finals tip: Copy-paste your thesis statement into every body paragraph verbatim so that your paper will cohere!

For these and more tips, relish in our Twitter.

Stressbustyourself: Masturbate.

Overheard: A youngling, outside of Butler:

“I’m taking a break from studying to eat, but it’s justified because it’s a physical need.”

Priorities are everything!

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5 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    "Stressbustyourself: Masturbate."

    Laughing so hard bwog, thank you.

    Other possible puns: Stressbust a nut, something about happy ending massages, something about how you have to finish strong, something about how you have to teach yourself everything during finals so you have to do this yourself too.

    That last one's a stretch but you get it.

  2. Anonymous

    Heeeeey is the wireless down for anyone else? It is here in River...

    Sent from my BlackBerry.

  3. boh

    sloths are fucken awesome!

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