Ladies and gentlemen: the first snow penis of 2012, erected proudly in the lawn in front of Hartley.
Make a wish!
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Bwog Staff on
Jan 21, 2012 
26 Comments
Ladies and gentlemen: the first snow penis of 2012, erected proudly in the lawn in front of Hartley.
Make a wish!
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26 Comments
@Anonymous That’s very clearly a circumcised dick. So, bris is in the past.
@Anonymous have you seen a penis before?
@Anonymous I like it
@Sometimes I wonder if, after a certain amount of penis-less time has passed, Bwog sends its agents out into the cold to erect a snow statue themselves. You know, for consistency’s sake.
@... they actually have a secret contract with the office of residential life. bwog is responsible for publishing evidence of a minimum of ten displays of irreverent, carefree, yet sophisticated and intelligent behavior consistent with a slightly edgy, yet non-malicious and politically correct arrchetype befitting of cultured students at a world class university situated in a world class city. in the event that these acts are not perpetuated by the students themselves, bwog is contractually obligated to stage them in an effort to build community tropes, which have been shown to significantly reduce student suicides and fast food consumption. the snow-penis has been studied to death since the inception of the alice!(tm) health program at columbia in 1978 and is specifically called out in this contract. researchers with alice(tm) and the school of public health expect to publish a peer reviewed paper on the effectiveness of the snow-penis as community symbol to improve student health sometime in 2013.
@Anonymous tl; dr. and you spelled archetype wrong. I want to shove my uncircumcised snow penis in your trope hole.
@... > ‘dr’
> corrects spelling
ISHYGDDT
@... no i didn’t. this is columbia, they’re looking to fit a specific arrchetype… kinda like jonny depp dressed up all funny doing a witty and sharp yet ambiguously homosexual captain jack sparrow. if that doesn’t sum up the ideal of the “columbia man”, i’m really not sure what does…
@Anonymous this may be my personal favorite bwog comment of all time.
@HAHAHA These comments are AMAZING!!! and so is the picture
@Displeased Mother I am appalled by the vulgar display of what appears to be a fantastic penis. I mean, very uncouth bwog, I am absolutely disgusted! My daughter goes here, what is going on here? This makes me sooo angry, I just want to visit this fantastic erect penis and simply sit on it, and oh i dont know maybe put it in my mouth. But seriously bwog, this is disgraceful. So disgraceful, and hot, and wet and mmmmm deliciosio, and I want to stroke it with my snow gloves. very disgusting and awesome, so so awesome and deliciosio.
@Wow I, um. Wow.
@Anonymous lolololol
also, @st.paul tag, that shit is also lolololol
@Anonymous Hmmm…Apparently girth is more important than length for this…artist?
@Anonymous yeah humble brag boy, hit me up.
@Anonymous Those scrotal wrinkles are impeccable
@Anonymous bwog needs to grow up, or at least get over this penis fixation
@Anonymous lol no.
@Anonymous foreskins are ugly
@Let's be honest... … penises are ugly.
@Hmm Misandrist detected.
@Anonymous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKIqTaqz_0U
@female student this is false.
@!! EY GURRL WHATCHU DOIN TONITE LMAO SMH HMU
@other female student Debatable. Some penises aren’t so bad, some are fucking heinous. But the same can be said for cooches. I wouldn’t go so far as to say they’re attractive to look at, though. ALL GENITALIA IS WEIRD GUYS. Show me some snow boobs or a snow butt any day of the week AMIRITE
@fucking nerd