Three Stooges

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Foreigners visiting our foreign neighbors will now be subject to Homeland Security background checks. Why can’t we just be done with it and annex Canada? (The Independent)

Linjury! A torn miniscus sidelines Jeremy Lin for the rest of the season, but the puns will never die. (Gothamist)

One college in California is charging more for its most popular classes. Maybe we should try that with 9 am CC sections.

Unknown lottery winners, you may be $640 million richer, but the Associated Press doesn’t want you to get cocky! (ABC News, Associated Press)

Classic Americana via Wikimedia Commons.