Have an issue on your mind? There’s no better place to express it than on a blackboard, and no better means than with a piece of chalk. In the defense of the accused, it is hard not to be annoying around people who remember the third-grade skill of writing in cursive—we’re secretly jealous.

The following metrical scansion was found behind Professor Moody-Adams in a lecture on international law. Next lecture’s exercise: Look At Me Now.