Midterms… They Fucking Suck!

An unscientific poll of Bwoggers concludes that tonight/tomorrow is filled with an unholy combination of midterms, problem sets, and paper due dates. Times of turmoil call for instant gratification and endless distraction; so here are a bunch of links to the garbage we’re procrastinating to.

• r/Aww
• This Isn’t Happiness
• Emergency compliment
• Virtual Bubble Wrap
• Food Porn Daily or More food porn
• TV Tropes
• SNL skits on Youtube
• Ranking America
• Canvas Rider
• Musical pick-me-ups
• Porn

SWP is passing out brown wellness in Butler.

[Also, there is real news below, so go read that.]

38 Comments

October 24, 2012 @ 10:50 pm

Tags: Bwog believes in you, can't give up now, it'll be worth it when it's all over, midterms, these are the times when you get to prove who you really are, You got this!, you need something to brag to your parents about at Thanksgiving, you'll be proud of yourself

1. anon says:  

   4 32   October 24, 2012 @ 10:52 pm  

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   wow bwog, so vulgar. that's the commenters' job, not your article's.

   • Anonymous says:

     24 1   October 24, 2012 @ 10:56 pm  

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     Wow. You must suck.

2. clicked "porn" says:  

   31 0   October 24, 2012 @ 10:53 pm  

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   not sure what i was expecting but oh well

   • Mitt R. says:  

     7 0   October 25, 2012 @ 4:38 pm  

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     jerked it anyway

3. Van Owen says:  

   10 19   October 24, 2012 @ 11:34 pm  

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   Adderall + Midterms = Dropping A's like fetuses at abortion clinics!!!

   • Just out of curiosity... says:  

     5 2   October 25, 2012 @ 12:12 am  

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     Van Owen...who are you??

     • plot twist says:  

       24 0   October 25, 2012 @ 12:15 am  

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       I am the Dark Hand. Who is actually Harmony Hunter's alter ego.

     • Van Owen says:

       7 5   October 25, 2012 @ 1:54 am  

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       I'm just a sexy beast. @Dark Hand: You could never be me, oh...say hi to your mom for me. BTW, JFQ, wanna meet up in the stacks? Dark Hand could come along if he/she wants to tickle my bean bag.

       • Just out of curiosity... says:  

         4 3   October 25, 2012 @ 2:14 am  

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         Van O...you badd...

         • Van Owen says:

           3 3   October 25, 2012 @ 2:19 am  

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           Ha, maybe we can play CSI? I'll let collect some of my DNA?

       • CC '16 says:  

         5 0   October 25, 2012 @ 5:15 am  

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         lol... track...

4. cc'14 says:  

   1 20   October 24, 2012 @ 11:35 pm  

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   weird. I'm vulgar as shit and even I have to agree with anon. leave the crassness to the trolls, bwog.

   • anon says:  

     8 8   October 24, 2012 @ 11:46 pm  

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     EXACTLY. for fuck's sake Bwog is supposed to write snarky articles. we're supposed to slather shit all over them. as relaxed as Bwog is, no one comes to the articles for unsophisticated swearing. it's the comments. get with it, dammit.

5. Anonymous says:  

   3 3   October 24, 2012 @ 11:39 pm  

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   PROCATINATOR DOT COM

   • Anonymous says:  

     0 0   October 24, 2012 @ 11:46 pm  

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     http://procatinator.com/?cat=39

   • Anonymous says:  

     2 1   October 24, 2012 @ 11:47 pm  

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     best one [..].com/?cat=39

     • Anonymous says:  

       0 2   October 25, 2012 @ 2:12 am  

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       And then try /?cat=34 if you want to feel like you're losing your mind. That is, if you weren't already. MIDTERMS!

6. The Dark Hand says:  

   30 3   October 24, 2012 @ 11:46 pm  

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   hey, as a fellow member of the columbia community i agree that midterms suck, but we can all agree that spec sucks more.

   • anon says:

     23 5   October 24, 2012 @ 11:53 pm  

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     I don't know, Bwog is getting dangerously close to spec-levels of suckiness.

     • Anonymous says:  

       12 10   October 25, 2012 @ 12:54 am  

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       Wow aren't you guys cool. This whole attitude where you feign indifference and critique mindlessly without actually contributing anything worthwhile is evidence of your own inferiority complexes. Instead of helping out and bettering tthe publications as well as the community as a whole, you decide to leave petty comments demeaning the hard work of your classmates whilst you cackle behind your computer monitor. Well, i've had it. This will be the last you see of me in the Bwog comments section.

       • The Dark Hand says:  

         13 6   October 25, 2012 @ 3:59 am  

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         spoken like a true Spec reader

       • Dark Fingernail says:  

         8 0   October 25, 2012 @ 12:52 pm  

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         i couldn't decide whether to up-vote or down-vote the comment because on the one hand, i disagree about the whole "inferiority complexes" thing, but on the other hand, i like that this spec-reader is leaving

7. inspired artist says:  

   3 1   October 24, 2012 @ 11:54 pm  

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   Brown Wellness is the name of my new band

   • The Sticky Hand says:  

     18 1   October 25, 2012 @ 12:02 am  

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     Brown Wellness is the name of my new fecal-fetish porno - imagine two girls one cup but times 15. like 30 girls and 15 cups at least.

8. yo girls says:  

   15 1   October 25, 2012 @ 12:10 am  

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   i keep hooking up with girls who want nothing more than just that. i feel used because every time i express an interest in the person that i literally just fucked I am blown out of the water (figuratively, http://bwog.com/2012/10/10/bwogsexxx-back-with-a-splash/" rel="nofollow">not shower sex). Since when has it become easier to procreate than to get a date?
   
   I don't think it's that I am lousy sex either because I last respectably long and ensure that the girls get theirs. But I'm growing weary of the dreary reality of three-day girlfriends.
   
   How do I find a girl interested in a relationship or at least one interested in steady sex? Advice ?

   • MD says:

     15 3   October 25, 2012 @ 12:37 am  

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     You need to learn the DENNIS system. So fucking beta, this one here.

     • Van Owen says:

       6 17   October 25, 2012 @ 2:10 am  

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       Man the fuck up, son...Man the fuck up. Are you curiously gay? But seriously, maybe if you didn't sound like such a big ole vagina you'd have better luck with the bitches. If you can't be with a ten, just fuck five twos...word.

   • Barnard student says:  

     9 26   October 25, 2012 @ 12:41 am  

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     Oh yes I see, all girls just want 'nothing more' than to be fucked and dumped, like disposable goods and three day girlfriends are such a 'dreary reality'. Who are you? Do you know how much of a misogynistic dick you sound like - hooking up with girls who were clearly just 'asking for it'? God.

     • God says:  

       12 2   October 25, 2012 @ 12:44 am  

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       No it's true I DENNIS systemed the shit out of Leah and Rachel LOL

     • because men are always the aggressors says:  

       28 1   October 25, 2012 @ 12:56 am  

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       I don't mean to suggest that you have the mental acuity / reading comprehension of a drooling toddler, but put down your happy meal for one second and hear me out - my post literally details the OPPOSITE scenario that you describe in your harangue. You are sexist to assume that only women can be victims. Especially in light of the fact that I am the one who was continually used in the scenario I delineate: my advances to pursue a more meaningful relationship were left unreciprocated since the women wanted nothing more than a one night stand. As a side note, sexual harassment isn't one sided, so don't be a misandrist vagina.

       • I sort of agree with you but says:  

         15 0   October 25, 2012 @ 1:30 am  

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         lol @ misandry

       • anon says:  

         1 0   October 26, 2012 @ 4:30 pm  

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         misandry 4 lyfe

     • BC '15 says:  

       22 1   October 25, 2012 @ 9:55 am  

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       The dude was just being honest. He said nothing misogynistic. By declaring yourself as a Barnard student and ranting about men, you make us all look like shit. If someone says something actually sexist, then you can be rude and "stand up" for our sex.

   • Alex says:  (Bwog Staff)  

     5 0   October 25, 2012 @ 12:43 am  

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     FTFY

   • CC gal says:  

     11 0   October 25, 2012 @ 6:58 am  

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     If you'd like some actual advice, then I'd like to actually give you some: if you want a meaningful relationship, you're going to have to change your tactics. You're less likely to build a relationship with a girl who's just looking for a hook up because (decrying of hook up culture's detrimental effects on women be damned) she probably wants something low to no commitment. In a weird way, you wanting to pursue something more meaningful with her is coming on too strong for the relationship you established - maybe you don't actually have an emotional connection yet. I'm not saying a hook up could never lead to a relationship, but usually, if you want to go big, you gotta start small. If you take an interest in a girl, ask if she wants to grab coffee, and get to know her. Don't wait until after you fuck her to realize you want to date her. Also (and this is just in response to the tone of your comments, which may or may not reflect your manner in person), try to be a little more emotionally sensitive.

   • Dark Fingernail says:  

     0 0   October 25, 2012 @ 12:54 pm  

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     see: Funding for Abortion Approved on Campus article

9. Please Add This To The List says:  

   0 0   October 25, 2012 @ 2:14 am  

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   It made me laugh. Nothing makes me laugh. http://turabiannights.blogspot.ca/

10. Cloaked Master Baiter says:  

    0 0   October 27, 2012 @ 3:23 am  

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    As the Fischer King, I came across this site expecting to find a link to fishing gear when I saw the cutest thug muffin that had been transformed into a cat, which made me fap, fap, fap and AWAY!! This fury little kitty cat with all tis furry fur and long tonge makes me.....(few faps later)...CrAzy with excitement for hello kitty. Now, back to my hello pony binge that is currently fucking with my mind like Mr. Hands on a horse ranch.

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