Comments on: When Parents Text: Hurricane Sandy Edition

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:56:12 +0000

Me: “Mom they cancelled school yay” Mom: this isn’t funny make sure you cook that chicken TONIGHT” Me: Ok ok jeez

By: CC '16

CC '16 — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 04:43:53 +0000

“We’re taking $5 from your bank account for every text you don’t respond to.”

By: BC '14

BC '14 — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 04:26:53 +0000

Nice to hear you have all of the “basics.” I’ve got plenty of Wacky Mac too.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:26:37 +0000

“don’t let your socks get wet”

By: sent yesterday at 2pm...

sent yesterday at 2pm... — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 01:02:42 +0000

“Just stay in dorm sleep,do not go out,big storm in your area”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:56:03 +0000

“Daughter, if anything happens, just RUN”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 23:27:09 +0000

From my boyfriend’s mother: “Yikes! Stay away from windows…they r reporting a building collapsed in Manhattan…”

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:06:42 +0000

Stay inside! Cranes are falling!

By: CC 14

CC 14 — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 20:29:35 +0000

“It is good if the leaves are falling off of the trees, then the branches wont be so heavy and fall on you. But dont go outside for that to happen anyway”- My mom’s logic from the Middle East.

By: The Honourably Based FILGB

The Honourably Based FILGB — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 20:24:45 +0000

feels batman

By: Schools OUT

Schools OUT — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 20:11:29 +0000

“Columbia cancelled classes 2 days in a row?? Wow that’s history.” hahaha you got that right mom!

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:58:10 +0000

mom: R u alive?

By: cc '14

cc '14 — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:54:58 +0000

“Y’all can probably raid Barnyard college for supplies (don’t tell Mom I said that).”–Dad

By: anon

anon — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 18:37:10 +0000

“I hope that everyone is wise and listens to the dire warnings. It is a monster”.- Grandma

By: In the midwest we only have tornadoes

In the midwest we only have tornadoes — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 18:26:54 +0000

“Be careful. Don’t get too close to your window. Love you. Mommy”