Valentine’s Day may have passed, but love is still a thing. Tonight’s single guys have written each other’s personals rather than their own (awww), so the third-person answers are not signs of mental instability. Meet Zachary Hendrickson and David Morales-Miranda.
Name, Year, School, Major: Zachary Michael Hendrickson, Columbia College ’16, Political Science-Human Rights
Preference: Guy for girl
Hometown: Hutchinson, Kansas
His dream date in seven words or fewer: Nice dinner downtown, engaging conversation, good music
What redeems him as a human being? Passion and drive. (seriously, he’s one of the most motivated people I know)
Obsessive book series of choice: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Library room of choice: 310 or Uris
What he thinks the sexiest animal is: Clouded Leopard
Guilty pleasure song: Teenage Dream… (the Glee version)
Does he watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? When did this become a thing?
Historical hottie: Michelle Obama – she’s historical, right?
Name, Year, School, Major: David Morales-Miranda, CC ’16, Anthropology… probably
Preference: He needs to find himself a hot man!
Hometown: Paterson, NJ
His dream date in seven words or fewer: Punting down the River Cam
What redeems him as a human being? His spirit animal is a carebear. He is beyond nice.
Obsessive book series of choice: HP4LYFE
Library room of choice: He goes to Burke… I had to Google that when he told me (UTS?)
What he thinks the sexiest animal is: Atretochoana eiselti aka the Penis Snake – look it up
Guilty pleasure song: Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
Does he watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? He doesn’t even watch Girls.
Historical hottie: Rupert Brooke