Bwog Personals: Uh-Huh, Honey
Written by Bwog Staff
Looking for someone to woo you on the back of a motorcycle? Someone to share a Milano sandwich with you, lady-and-the-tramp-style? Someone who will warm you up after you get sprayed with icy sludge while trying to cross the street (lookin’ at you 115th street intersection)? Well look no further than Bwog to find true love, because Personals are BACK.
Just answer our short questionnaire and send a photo of yourself (make sure to get your good side) to firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll showcase the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes on Bwog for Planet Columbia to admire. If anyone strikes your fancy, contact us and we’ll shell out $10 for your romantic evening. You should probably supplement that if you want a second date.
True love is within your grasp:
- Name, Year, School, Major
- Preference (guy for guy, etc)
- Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer
- What redeems you as a human being?
- Library room of choice
- Beverage of choice
- Guilty pleasure song
- Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?
- Historical Hottie
a bwalk to bwemember via shutterstock
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