You can't possibly be expected to think about anything you can't see. That would be absurd, right?

“What do you mean, who’s Jimmy? He’s still here; he’s just 43% skinner.”

No one knows where Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych is, but parliament says he’s guilty anyway. (NPR)

Is Coldplay still relevant? (Hollywood Reporter)

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife: this Supreme Court decision will make it that much easier for the police to search your house/apartment/studio/hovel. (NPR)

Speaking of kids, they’re getting less fat. Woohoo! (NY Times)

Guys, Kanye smiled last night. We know. It’s unreal. (Vulture)

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