We don't know about you, but this is actually one of the things we value most highly in life.

We don’t know about you, but this is actually one of the things we value most highly in life.

This woman is deathly terrified of cheese. Guess she’d definitely pick oral..? (Daily Mail)

After a lengthy ten years, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are “conscious[ly] uncoupling.” (Salon)

Are you a young, metrosexual dude who’s always felt the need for a term to sum up your identity/validate your existence? Maybe you’re a “yummy.” (We’re not joking. That’s really the name.) (NY Mag)

North Korea’s testing missiles again for the first time in five years. (NYT)

A man breaks a board, and it is genuinely hilarious. (YouTube)

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