You may have been passed out in a hallway last night, but J-Lo won some award for something other than her butt. (Fox News)

US put on their concerned face and told Ukraine to knock it off. Mother Russia don’t play like that. (The Independent)

Twitter is going to launch another redesign. At this point, most people just use the Twitter app and the few times we actually use our computer, the whole site is different and it takes us 30 minutes to just fucking navigate the thing. (The Hindu)

You’re probably experiencing some real Coachella FOMO even though there were enough crop tops and flower crowns at Bacchanal yesterday. However, here are some pictures of cool celebs doing cool things at the concert. (Gothamist)

And when today seems like it’s just not happening and your hangover may never end, just remember: