Good evening, everyone. It’s finals season, and that means it’s time for you and your classmates (and Bwog) to begin the dreaded descent into a downward spiral ending only in tears and shame. Fear not—we are here to document every miserable minute of it. That’s why tonight we’re camping out in Butler and blogging its despicable spectacles live. We’ve got reporters in your favorite rooms ready to procrastinate by bringing you minute by minute updates of Columbia at its lowest moments (there’s a bit of a lag, though). Grab some popcorn and a problem set and enjoy the show.