It’s reading week day three, and that means the week is over! Yes that’s right in case you didn’t realize Columbia calls it a week to give you hope only to pull the rug out from under your stupid hopeful feet. PrezBo laughs as you fall on your ass, but Bwog knows your confusion and offers you some Internets to sooth that broken coccyx.

Bwogline: In Aleppo today, Islamist rebels blew up a hotel known to be used as a military base by President Bashar al-Assad’s forces. The number of casualties is unclear, but could be as high as 50 military persona. (Reuters)

Finals Tip: Do your studying and take your tests on a full stomach. Why not try the breakfast of champions? Oh, that’s why.

Procrastinate: Build your trophy collection in the video game version of Future’s new single “I Won” with Kanye West. It wins Bwog’s award for most misogynistic game of all time.

Have some sweet tunes:

Overheard:

“Dude what would you do if Beyonce dropped another album before finals?”

“I would die.”

“What Japanese emoji would you be?”

Probably something like this.