May

12

Dark Night Of The Soul

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You’ve been there. You might be there right now. Here’s a compilation of the most horrifyingly dark tips we’ve gotten so far this final’s season.

Please don’t hurt anyone:
Dear girl who told me to be quiet when I was talking to my friend in my lounge,

It’s super awesome how you passive aggressively asked me “to please just be quiet” and then turned around and STARTED READING KANT ALOUD TO YOURSELF. Seriously so awesome. Please keep being yourself and definitely don’t go die in a hole.

In all seriousness though, I might literally murder this girl. It is 2 am. I am not fooling around.

We got you:

that's dark dude

that’s dark dude

there’s a sophomore who openly admitted to hating dogs call him out for it in front of the entire school

A guy on one of the armchairs outside of the ref room is watching a video of a woman having an ultrasound

Ugh, too classic:

Somebody projectile pooped all over a toilet stall in schapiro. key word here is stall, not just toilet. #saturdaynight #gohardgohome #finals

Sorry for your loss:

Some motherfucker just pulled the fire alarm in the Barnard quad. Don’t these bitches know finals start tomorrow morning?
OH evacuating the quad: MY ORGO NOTES ARE IN THERE!!!

Very sad:

Overseen: *** Anonymous Speccie*** falling asleep in my very small Philosophy seminar :( Spec needs some rest!

Assorted dark photos:

And the piece de resistance. A gallery of people sleeping in the Barnard Library:

 

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13 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    ZEUS COMMISSIONED ME TO TELL YOU THAT EVERYTHIJNG WILL BE OKAY. YOU WILL BE FINE.

    EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

    WE WILL BE FINE.

    ZEUS WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT WE WILL BE FINE.

  2. Anonymous  

    Am I the only one who thinks it's condescending to refer to college-aged women as girls? Have some respect!

  3. Sad Alum

    Soon to be alums (you too, freshmen) -- good luck, sleep well, don't drink too much red bull/coffee/five hour energy, don't mix the red bull and 5 hour energy, and remember that in a few days/a year's/two years'/3 years' time, you'll look back on this moment (well maybe not this precise one) and struggle to remember the pain, exhaustion and pressure that you're currently buckling under. Cheers, it's almost over.

  4. skeef  

    Did someone really take a pregnancy test on the go?....soo hipster

  5. what about

    The lists of rapists that have been written around campus? Why hasn't Bwog posted anything about that? Does it have anything to do with the fact that a bwog staffer is on the list?

  6. please  

    who has more info on the "rapists on campus" lists?

  7. Anonymous  

    Well, I wouldn't usually call a college-age guy a "man",...I'd call him a guy. Girl is less descriptive in that it can be used from ages ~8-20ish, but I actually like it better than woman or "lady". Esp in columbia context when we all know what ages we are...maybe in public people would feel more disrespectful assuming that.

  8. Anonymous  

    Darn that was for the person who had an objection to "girl" being used

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