Snack the Ripper

Snack the Ripper

After the major upset(s) in the men’s division at the U.S. Open this week, Marin Cilic of Croatia beat Kei Nishikori in the final last night.  We’re just happy someone with a palindromic last name FINALLY won. (Washington Post)

We can’t actually quote any of Howard Stern’s eulogy for Joan Rivers, BC ’54, but we promise it’s as hilarious and horribly crass as she was. (Gawker)

Study to become a “Ripperologist” and (maybe) you’ll be featured in an article just like this one.  You’re important!! (NBC News)

Amazon Prime rules.  Amazon’s new phone: not so much. (New York Times)

So TSwift has a feud with a nameless female celebrity.  Is it bad we kinda sorta actually care? (New York Daily News)

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