We typically start our mornings with coffee as dark as our souls and some light Bwoglines, but who can manage that during finals? We have exams to take, mornings to sleep in, and trips to Butler to procrastinate.

Bwogline: Congress has just passed a bill that will allow $1.1 trillion in spending…amid rancor in the House. (The New York Times)

Study Tip: Think positively! If you believe that you hate a subject or that you will fail, you’re far less inclined to keep at it than if you remind yourself why you’re in this class, or why you should do well. Positive affirmations of yourself and your abilities should not be underestimated. Some favorites include: “I deserve to earn a good grade!” “What do I stand to gain?” “I can do this!” (All to be exclaimed in front of your mirror.)

Procrastinate: Baby.

Overheard: “God, I could really use some acupuncture this week. My new desk chair is killing me.”