Tags: bwog out
Tags: "reaching new heights", asap ferg, bwog in bed, drinking wine from a mason jar in butler, drinking wine on the havemeyer roof, future, new level, pretending to work, sry if you're still at school and have to travel on xmas eve, tryna level up this winter vacation, we're home but we still have to finish our final paper
Tags: 'please change your behavior' what a kind way of telling everyone to stop fucking up the planet, actual wisdom, but if cinderblock architecture is suboptimal what kind of architecture is superoptimal?, don't stay up all night to study folks. you never know when it might make you miss your exam, you can give up any food if necessary? give us some of your willpower
Tags: 'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut, Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS, Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein, warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce, we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping, WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours
Tags: 'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...', 'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...', bwog in bed, for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though, tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals, the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well
Tags: 'didn't study for my monday final', does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?, field notes, if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy, if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong, on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay, we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them
Tags: 'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level, actual wisdom, bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that, oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question, we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry
Tags: at least if we fail then like the red-winged blackbirds we can marry rich, exam panic, notes from bwog meetings would probably look something like this, we'd love to get pushed off to sea - far far away from our finals, what's the point of taking notes if you don't add some funny doodles and comments every once in a while?
Tags: bwog in bed, poc hermione is canon! poc hermione is canon!, poc! hermione! is! canon!!!, shout a warcry in butler. the people around you will be so freaked out they'll leave. win-win for you, the real heroic quest is journeying to the library when all you want to do is sleep, we listened to the pacific rim soundtrack while writing this post it was v motivational, where do you want to take your finals? here? or in a JAEGER?
Tags: butler wasteland, byol: bring your own lamp, dark night, dark night of the soul, fire hydrants are people too, koctober, okay time to go back to bed, porr lil sleeping students, The final Dark Night of the Soul has arrived just in time for finals!, the key to success is a lamp, we said no red bull but here we are, we want elf costumes of our own
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