As you prepare yourselves for that rare weekend fueled by life and excitement (instead of the more typical desperation and pent up rage), take a moment to consult the following guide, lest you find yourself featured in our pages next Monday. Whether we have reached an age of new enlightenment, or have just discovered political correctness offers new outlets to express our clear intellectual superiority, cultural dickery just isn’t cool any more. So whether you are throwing a party, considering attending a party, or just sitting in your room resenting your lack of a social life, remember that the time of dinosaurs (and sluts) is past.

  • Jezebel/feminist journalism
  • Taco Tuesday
  • Cops and Robbers
  • Colonial Bros and Navajos
  • Black and White Party or alternatively BLACKOUT
  • White Party
  • Ghetto Fabulous
  • Morning After (Pill)
  • Hoe Down
  • Dinosaurs and Sluts
  • Raise the Roofie
  • Cupid’s Chokehold
  • Cinco de Mayonnaise
  • Eskihoes
  • 1% (Sorry St. A’s…)